That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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