He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
