therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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