You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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