READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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