Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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