dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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