On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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