btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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