Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I wish i was in the wii world.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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