I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We were destined to go to rehab together
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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