I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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