school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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