He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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