he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Do plants get herpes?
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