from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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