I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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