People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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