Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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