Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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