No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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