Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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