I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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