she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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