Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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