she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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