I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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