so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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