And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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