Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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