walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
