just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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