you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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