Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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