she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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