after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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