she was so not down for the gang bang
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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