whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
