benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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