why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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