i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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