porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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