They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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