honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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