I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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