Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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