I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Randomize
