I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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