She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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