it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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