So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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