so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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