can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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