Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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