the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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