that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
