just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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