i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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