Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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