I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
